Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Laga na Zakhm tere jigar ko

Laga na Zakhm tere jigar ko
tu dil ka dard kya jaane
mere dil ne tujhe chaha
tere dil ki khuda jaane

Kismat pur aitbar kisko hai

Kismat pur aitbar kisko hai
Mil jaye khushi inkaar kisko hai
Kuch mazboorian hain mere dost
Warna judai se pyaar kisko hai

MERE JINE KE LIYE TERA ARMAAN HI KAFI HAI

MERE JINE KE LIYE TERA ARMAAN HI KAFI HAI
DIL KE KALAM SE LIKHI YEH DASTAAN HI KAFI HAI
TIR-E-TALWAAR KI TUJHE KYA ZAROORAT E-NAZNEEN
QATL KARNE KE LIYE TERI MUSKAAN HI KAFI HAI

Raat Ko jaag kar subha ka intazar karna,

Raat Ko jaag kar subha ka intazar karna,
aapse milkar bhi milne ka intezar karna,
Kuch to Kashish hai Aap me,
Kanha se sikha aapne karar dekar bekarar karna!

Hame toh ab bhi woh gujra zamana yaad aata hai

Hame toh ab bhi woh gujra zamana yaad aata hai
tumhe bhi kya kabhi koi deewana yaad aata hai
hawaein tez thi baarish bhi thi tuafan bhi tha lekin, tera aise me bhi waada nibhana yaad aata hai

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Tere waade pe hum ne bharosa kiya

Tere waade pe hum ne bharosa kiya
Kuchh to ulfat ka tum bhi haq nibhaaya karo
Hum bhi hamraaz hain tum bhi hamraaz ho
dil ki baat humse na chhupaaya karo

Aapke khayalo se fursat nahi milti

Aapke khayalo se fursat nahi milti
Humhe ek pal ko raahat nahi milti
Mil to jaata hai sab kuch
Bas aap saath ho aisi kismat nahi milti

DIL HI DIL MAIN JANA HAI

DIL HI DIL MAIN JANA HAI
KI PYAR DILON KA MALA HAI
HAR HASEEN HUSN PE YE MARTA HAI
DIWANA HUSN ISE MOHABAAT KEHETA HAI

Dil ke jazbat ko bataya nahi jata

Dil ke jazbat ko bataya nahi jata
Pyaar mein lagi aag ko bujhaya nahi jata
Lakh judaai ho pyaar mein
Zindagi ka pehla PYAAR bhulaya nahi jata

Kisi ko mohabbat ki sachchai mar dalegi

Kisi ko mohabbat ki sachchai mar dalegi
Kisi ko mohabbat ki gahrai mar dalegi
kar ke mohabbat koi nahi bachega is duniya mein
aur jo bachega, use tanhai mar dalegi

Monday, December 29, 2008

Pyar chupta nahi aankhen chupane se,

Pyar chupta nahi aankhen chupane se,
dil rukta nahi kisike samjhane se,
Ruk jati hai dhadkan tujhe bhul jaane se,
hum tujhe yaad karte hai jeene ke bahane se'.

Zinda hoon is liye kyon ki mujh ko tumse pyar hai

Zinda hoon is liye kyon ki mujh ko tumse pyar hai
Tum bhi mujhse pyar karti ho Sunnay ko dil beqaraar hai

Pyar ka izhaar kar do
Ab hum say nahi raha jaata
Likh kar hi iqraar kar do
agar hontoon sey nahi kaha jaata

Kab say hai hum ko yeh intezaar
Kar do na tum bhi iqraar
Bus keh do ki tum ko bhi hai utna hi pyar

Dukh wich sajan v kinaara kar gaye,

Dukh wich sajan v kinaara kar gaye,
hasde hoye zindagi nu v beshara kar gaye,
kade rokde hunde si peen ton,
jande hoye jaam wal ishara kar gaye

hak jatave koi tere te gair asi seh nhi sakde

hak jatave koi tere te gair asi seh nhi sakde,
par bura vi asi tenu keh nhi sakde,
teri marzi tu bulave, na bulave,
par tenu bulaye bina asi reh nhi sakde,

si maut rok rakhi te tera intzaar kita,

si maut rok rakhi te tera intzaar kita,
sajna de jhoote laryan da aitbar kita,
asi jaan den lagyan ek pal v na laya
te tusi jaan len lagyan v nakhra hazar kita..

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Tumhen chahne wale shayad kam no honge

Tumhen chahne wale shayad kam no honge
waqt ke sath shayad hum na honge
chahe de do pyar kitna bhi kisi ko
aapki yaadon ke haqdar sirf aur sirf hum hi honge

Keete kaul krar jhuthe pai jande ne,

Keete kaul krar jhuthe pai jande ne,
Sohne jad v milde laare la jande ne...
Kiven kahiye k oh sanu pyar ni karde,
Aonde jande jo nazran mila jande ne....
Ki husn di karan tareef ohde,
Oh tan Chann nu v mat pa jande ne.....
Tan ki je oh dase na hoye,
Ajj v oh tak k sanu sharma jande ne...

Kaun jane kab maut ka paigam aa jaye

Kaun jane kab maut ka paigam aa jaye
Zindagi ki akhari sham aa jaye
Hum toh dhundhte hain waqt aisa jab
Hamari zindagi apke kam aa jaye

Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge

Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge
Tujhe sms karne ko to nahi kahenge
Par phir bhi tere sms ka intezar karenge

Dil k Armano se Khwabo ko Humne Sajayen

Dil k Armano se Khwabo ko Humne Sajayen
Unhe Apke Kadmo Taale hai Bichayen
Zara sambhalKar Kadam Bhadana
Nazuk hai KHWAB Kahi Tut Na Jayen

Saturday, December 27, 2008

dil nu lag jaye rog taa ki kariye,

dil nu lag jaye rog taa ki kariye,
kisi di yaad ch akhiaan ron taan ki kariye.
saanu milne di tamana taan rehndi hai har vele,
je yaar hi bhul jave te ki kariye.

Hum Kahan Chand Ki Khwaish Rakhte Hai

Hum Kahan Chand Ki Khwaish Rakhte Hai
Us se Paane Ki To sabki khwaish Hoti Hai
Hamara Dil To us TAARE pe Aaya Hai
Jo Hamari Khwish K Liye TUTA Hai

Mera dil dhadakta hai sirf tere liye

Mera dil dhadakta hai sirf tere liye
mera dil tadapta hai sirf tere liye
naa jane mein kyun darta hoon aapse
apne pyaar ka izhar karne ke liye

Aapke shaher ka mausam suhana lage
Aapki ek shaam chura lun agar bura naa lage
Aap chahe to bhula de humko
Par aapko bhulane mein shayad hame zamana lage

Chehrey pey hasi chaa jati hai

Chehrey pey hasi chaa jati hai
Aankhon main suroor aaa jata hai
Jab tum mujhe apna kahtey ho
Apney pey ghuroor aa jata hai

kadi kol aa gaye, kadi dur ho gaye,

kadi kol aa gaye, kadi dur ho gaye,
ohna ek vaar v na mudke takkeya sanu,
per asin ohde layi bewafa jarur ho gaye,
ki galti hoyi saaton asi poochde rahe,
te oh kehende rahe, asi majboor ho gaye
asi mangde rahe duavaan uss di khushi diyan,
oh sanu he chadd kisey hor diyan akhaan de noor ho gaye,
oh sochde rahe khush haan asin ,
per asin tut ke ander tak churo choor ho gaye,
mainu pyaar karan di milli oh saza ,
ke oh maar ke saanu bekasoor ho gaye....

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

DHARTI SE AASMAA TAK,

DHARTI SE AASMAA TAK, AASMAAN SE DHARTI TAK
DHARTI SE AASMAA TAK, AASMAAN SE DHARTI TAK
DHARTI SE AASMAA TAK, AASMAAN SE DHARTI TAK
DHARTI SE AASMAA TAK, AASMAAN SE DHARTI TAK
HAWA HI HAWA HAI.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Doston Ki Dosti Se Tang Tha Main Is Quadar.

Doston Ki Dosti Se Tang Tha Main Is Quadar.
Mar Gaya To Khush Hua Jab Dost Dafnane Lage.
Kuchh Mahine Hi Kate Honge Lahed Men Chain Se.
Dost Bhi Mar Mar Ke Kabristaan Mein Aane Lage.

Tumhe kya pata ke GUM kya hai

Tumhe kya pata ke GUM kya hai,
Tumhe kya pata GUM kise kehte hai,
Tum kya jaano GUM kya cheez hai,

Kyonki...
Tumne to hamesha THUK se hi Envelop chipkaya hai.

Monday, December 22, 2008

TERA SAATH NIBHAYENGE SAATO

TERA SAATH NIBHAYENGE SAATO JANAM
TERA SAATH NIBHAYENGE SAATO JANAM
TERA SAATH NIBHAYENGE SAATO JANAM
MAA KASAM SHAAYRI KHATAM.

yaadein wo nahi jisme bichadne ka ghum

yaadein wo nahi jisme bichadne ka ghum chupa hai
yaadein wo nahi jisme aankom ka num chupa hai
yaadein wo nahi jisme tanhai ka zakhm chhupa hai
yaadein wo hain jisme Hrithik ne act kiya aur jise Subhash ghai ne direct hai.

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox

Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote, Kash tumhare chere pe,
chicken-pox ke daag hote,
chand to tum ho hi sitare bhi saath hote.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Degree ki aadh mein college ne kiya blackmail

Degree ki aadh mein college ne kiya blackmail
Jahan hum hote the pass wahan kar diya fail
Mann karta hai ki pahuchadu inhe aisi jail
ki lakh koshish kar le fir bhi mile ne inhe bail

Thursday, December 11, 2008

SHAYAR:TOTA TOTA EK PARINDA

SHAYAR:TOTA TOTA EK PARINDA EASE TOTA,
TOTA TOTA EK PARINDA EASE TOTA,
TOTA TOTA EK PARINDA EASE TOTA,
AUDIENCE:AAGE BHI TO BOL,
SHAYAR:ACHA HAI NA,
SHAYAR :KE PHIR JOOR NA PAYA.

Friday, December 5, 2008

log samjhtey hai hum ne app ko bhoolaey rakha hai

log samjhtey hai hum ne app ko bhoolaey rakha hai
yeh nahi jante kahi dil mein chupaey rakha hai
dhekh na le apki tasweer koi meri ankhoon mein
is liye mein ne apni palkoo ko jhukayee rakha hai

Ishq waale aankhon se aakhon ki baat samajh lete hain

Ishq waale aankhon se aakhon ki baat samajh lete hain
Sapne mein mil jaaye to mulakaat samajh lete hain
Rota aasmaan bhi hai apni dharti k liye
Log uske ashkon ko bhi barsaat samajh lete hain

Har Shakhs Ke Pehlu mein ek dil hota hai

Har Shakhs Ke Pehlu mein ek dil hota hai
Har Dil mein ek dard-e-awaaz hoti hai
Mumkin nahi ki har koi bana de Tajmahal
Par har dil mein ek Mumtaj Hoti hai

Sar jhukaoge toh patthar devta ho jayega

Sar jhukaoge toh patthar devta ho jayega
itna mat chaho usse woh bewafa ho jayega
ruth jana toh mohabbat ki alamat hai
magar kya khabar thi mujhe woh itna khafa ho jayega

Barh gaye kuch aur uljhan rabta karne k bad,

Barh gaye kuch aur uljhan rabta karne k bad,
Khud se bhi shikwa raha un se gila karne k bad,
Is se barh kar aur kia hum per sitam hoga yahan,
Mashwara manga hai us ne faisla karne k bad.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

karib rehne ki chah to hamaen bhi thi,

karib rehne ki chah to hamaen bhi thi,
par na jane kyon faasle hi darmiyan aaye...
marz ki dava to le lete hum bhi,
par na jaane gyon zakhm nzar hi nhi aaye

Kaun rakhta hai yaad namo ko

Kaun rakhta hai yaad namo ko
Log chehre tak bhul jate hai
Tum samandar ki baat karte ho
Log aankho me dub jate hai

Dil tera ho to dhadkan meri ho,

Dil tera ho to dhadkan meri ho,
Ansu tere nikle to Aankhein meri ho,
Khuda kare humari dosti itni gehari hoki Job tu kare Sallery meri ho.

Jab Kabhi apko koi gam sataye,

Jab Kabhi apko koi gam sataye,
koi baat dil ko na bhaye,
aankhen sagar chalkaye,
yaad karke dekhna hame,
kya pata ek aansu kam ho jaye

Mehfil na hoti, nazare na hote,

Mehfil na hoti, nazare na hote,
yun chand ke pehlu mein sitare na hote.
Hum isliye karte hai apki parvah kyonki dil ke karib sare nahi hote..!

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Laut jati hai duniya gum hamara dekh kar,

Laut jati hai duniya gum hamara dekh kar,
jaise laut jati hai lehre kinara dekh kar,
tu kandha na dena mere janaze ko,
kahi zinda na ho jau tera sahara dekh kar.

Aankhe khuli ho to chehra tumhara ho,

Aankhe khuli ho to chehra tumhara ho,
ankhe band ho to sapna tumhara ho,
Muze maut ka dard na hoga, Agar,
KAFAN ki jagah dupatta tumhara ho.

Na kabhi muskurahat aapke hoton se dur ho

Na kabhi muskurahat aapke hoton se dur ho,
aapki har khwahish hakikat me manzur ho,
ho jaye jo aap humse khafa,
khuda na kare humse kabhi aisa kasoor ho�

Naseebon de khel ve ajeeb hunde ne,

Naseebon de khel ve ajeeb hunde ne,
ashiquan nu hanju hi naseeb hunde ne,
kaun hona chonde ne apnean to dur,
par aksar bichad jande ne o jo karib hunde ne

Apni woh mulakate kuch adhuri si lagi,

Apni woh mulakate kuch adhuri si lagi,
pass hoke bhi duri si lagi,
Hotho pe hasi, ankho me majburi si lagi,
Zindagi me pehli baar kisi ki dosti itni zaruri si lagi

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Ajmaish pyar me jaruri hoti hai,

Ajmaish pyar me jaruri hoti hai,
na mil pana kisi ki majburi hoti hai,
yad dur se dost ko kar to sakte hai,
lekin dil ki hasrat to mulakat se hi puri hoti hai

Meri hath lag gya Hai koi roshni ka dana,

Meri hath lag gya
Hai koi roshni ka dana,
Usi noor se hai roshan yeh mera garib khana,
Meeri yaad teri dil
Mein har bar roshni karegi,
Main chirag sham ka hun mujhe
Subah tak jalana.

Is dil me tere liye itna pyar rahega,

Is dil me tere liye itna pyar rahega,
ke waqt bhi uska gawah rahega,
tera pyar shayad kisi aur ke nasib me ho,
par sirf ye dil teri yaadon ka haqdar rahega.

Jindagi ki rahon pe jab aage aage jaoge,

Jindagi ki rahon pe jab aage aage jaoge,
Pichhe ek saaya Tum hardum paoge.
Mudke dekhoge to Tanhai hogi,
Agar Mahsoos karoge to Humko Paoge.

Woh zindagi hi kya jisme mohobbat nahi,

Woh zindagi hi kya jisme mohobbat nahi,
woh mohobbat hi kya jisme yaade nahi,
woh yaade hi kya jisme TUM nahi,
AUR woh tum hi kya jisme HUM nahi.

Monday, December 1, 2008

Akela sa mehsus karo jab tanhai mein,

Akela sa mehsus karo jab tanhai mein,
yaad meri aaye jab judaai mein;
mehsus karna tumhare hi pass hoon mein,
jab chahe dekh lena apni parchayi mein..

Zeher vekh ke pita Ta ki pita,

Zeher vekh ke pita
Ta ki pita,
Ishq soch ke kita te ki kita.
Dil de ke je dil len di umeed rakhi,
Eho jeha payar kita te ki kita.

Rab da rutba apni tha te yaar da rutba vakh,

Rab da rutba apni tha te yaar da rutba vakh,Rab nu tarse atma te yaar nu tarse akh. Duniya vich vadmule dova de didar,sab to mehnga sab to aukha 1khuda 1 yaar.apni tha te yaar da rutba vakh,
Rab nu tarse atma te yaar nu tarse akh.
Duniya vich vadmule dova de didar,
sab to mehnga sab to aukha 1khuda 1 yaar.

Rog awelle dil nu

Rog awelle dil nu
Hon ta ki
Kariye?
Chup Chapite akhiyan ron tan ki kariye?
Rehndi a Milan di khwaish dil
Vich
par je Majburiyan agge piche hon ta ki kariye

Usko chaha bhi to Izhar karna na Aaya

Usko chaha bhi to
Izhar karna na Aaya ,
kat gai umar
Sari hame pyar karna na aaya,
Usne manga bhi agar khuch to,
Judai mangi ,aur hame inkar karna bhi na aaya

Monday, November 24, 2008

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application,

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application,
create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna,
wait main karoonga

Sunday, November 23, 2008

AAJ KAL TUM MUSHKURATI BAHUT HO,

AAJ KAL TUM MUSHKURATI BAHUT HO,
MERE DIL KO BHAATI BAHUT HO,
DIL KEHTA HAI LE JAAUN TUMHEN DINNER PE,
PAR SUNA HAI TUM KHAATI BAHUT HO!

Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana

Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge,
Agar wo aa jayegi meri zindagi me,
To lalu ki kasam Bihar me bhi Tajmahal bana denge.

Saturday, November 22, 2008

hum ko shayar bana kar ,

hum ko shayar bana kar ,
saari raat jaga kar,
khud so rahe hain bahane bana kar.

Friday, November 21, 2008

Ishq Me Dekh Tera Kya Haal Ho Gaya,

Ishq Me Dekh Tera Kya Haal Ho Gaya,
Badan Se Badbu Maar Rahi Hai,
Tujhe Nahaye Hue Zamana Ho Gaya.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Ilu-Ilu pyaar ka ek song hai

Ilu-Ilu pyaar ka ek song hai
Raastaa ye bahot hi tough-or-long hai
Politics mei hai pyaar rishte aur wafaa
chek karo phir se ye number rong hai
kise hai hosh yahaan pure kunye mei
ghul chuki bhaang hai
kiss kiyaa thaa park mei
raat gujari thaane mei
Samjhate the ki ye
India nahi HongKong hai

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

TU KAHE TO TERE LIYE CHAAND

TU KAHE TO TERE LIYE CHAAND TAARE TOD DU
TU KAHE TO BANDH DARWAAJE KHOL DU
TU KAHE TO YEH DUNIYA CHHOD DU
TU EK BAAR TO HASKE DEKH MERE DOST
TERE SAARE DAANTO KO TOD DU.

Hasti Thi Hasaati Thi,

Hasti Thi Hasaati Thi,
Dil Ko Bahut Bhaati Thi,
Dekh Dekh Sharmaati Thi,
Phir Andar Se Muskurati Thi,
Aaj! Pata Chala
vo to Pagal Thi.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Yu to hum hai bramchari,

Yu to hum hai bramchari,
Jaha dekhi nari,
Waha ankh mari,
Pat gayi to hamari,
Nahi to fir,
Banke Brahmchari,
Next ki karte hai taiyari.

Monday, November 10, 2008

Woh muskurakar chal diye to aapne socha,

Woh muskurakar chal diye to aapne socha,
Woh aapki adaaon mei fas rahi hain,
Janab zara gaur farmaiye to pata chalega,
Woh aapko joker samajh kar hasa rahi hain.

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Woh hamari gali me aaye...

Woh hamari gali me aaye...
Woh hamari gali me aaye...
Woh hamari gali me aaye...
Aur chillake bole.....
Paper Raddi wala !!!!!

Friday, October 24, 2008

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte,

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte,
main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection,
time out ho gaya

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Padh Likh Kar Kya Karna Hai,

Padh Likh Kar Kya Karna Hai,
Ek Din To Sab Ko Marna Hai,
Mar Kar Phir Paida Hue,
To Phir NURSARY Se Hi Shuru Karna Hai.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Hume Jeene Nahi Deti Hai Ye Gujari

Hume Jeene Nahi Deti Hai Ye Gujari Huyi yaadein
Hame Se Bhooli Nahi Jati Hai Ye Biti Huyi Baatein
Ab Kaise Kahein Ham Tum se Ye Dost Teri Baatein
Hame Har Pal Yaad Dilata Hai Teri Har Chhoti chhoti Baatein.

Friday, October 10, 2008

bas ek ehsaan humpe sanam kardo,

bas ek ehsaan humpe sanam kardo,
sirf ek nazaar dekhkar reham kardo,
phir aur kuch na mang sakege hum 'jani',
us ek nazaar me humko khatam kar do.

Kash mere dardo ki tujhe aise saja mile,

Kash mere dardo ki tujhe aise saja mile,
Kash mere dardo ki tujhe aise saja mile,
Tuje aayi ho bade jor se susu,
Aur kahin karne ki jaga na mile.

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Mard taange waala,

Mard taange waala,
Hoon main mard taange waala,
Mujhe teacher kya marega
Main to hoon principal ka saala.

Jaam tootne ka bahana na kar

Jaam tootne ka bahana na kar
hum to teri ankhon se pee lange
tu mat aa lekin aane ka vada to kar
hum tere intezar mein hi jee lenge.

Kyun hamein kisi ki tlash hoti hai

Kyun hamein kisi ki tlash hoti hai
kyun dil ko kisiki aas hoti hai
chand ko dekho wo bhi to tanha hai
phir bhi ooski chandni se roshan har raat hoti hai

Pyar chupta nahi ankhen chupane se

Pyar chupta nahi ankhen chupane se
dil rukta nahi kisi k samjane se
Ruk jati hai dhadkan tujhe bhul jane se
hum tujhe yaad karte hai jene k bahane se

kash dil ki awaz mein itna asar ho jaye

kash dil ki awaz mein itna asar ho jaye
ke hum aapko yaad kare, aur aapko khabar ho jaye
aaj rab se yahi dua hai meri
ke aap jise chaho, woh aapka humsafar ho jaye

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

SITAM DHANE KI had hoti hai

SITAM DHANE KI had hoti hai
KISI KO SATANE KI had hoti hai
milne ki kosish to kiya karo
YUHI yaad karne ki bhi HAD HOTI HA

Aap har Manzil ko Muskil samjte hai

Aap har Manzil ko Muskil samjte hai
Hum AAP ko Manzil samjte hai
Bada fark hai apke or hamare nazariye mein
Aap hume sapna or Hum AAP ko APNA samjte hai

Na jane kab koi tara asman se tut jaye

Na jane kab koi tara asman se tut jaye
na jane kab koi ansu ankho se choot jaye
kuch pal mere saath hus lo dost
na jane kab is jism se ye jaan rooth jaye

Teri palko pe khwab rakh gaya koi,

Teri palko pe khwab rakh gaya koi,
teri saso pe naam likh gaya koi,
chalo vada raha tumse,
bhool jana hame agar humse acha tumhe mil jaye koi.

Aankho me arman diya karte hai

Aankho me arman diya karte hai
Hum sabki neende chura liya karte hai
Ab se jab bhi jhapkegi palke aapki
Samajh lena hum aapko yaad kiya karte hai

Aur kuch nahi chaiye 1 muskan hi kafi hai

Aur kuch nahi chaiye 1 muskan hi kafi hai
dil mein bas 1 arman hi kafi hai
arman hai ye ki aap sada khush raho
hamen yaad rakhna ye ehsaan hi kafi hai

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Raste Main Gire Hain Phool

Raste Main Gire Hain Phool
Uthata Hai Koi Koi
Muhabbat Karte Hain Sabhi
Nibhata Hai Koi Koi

Mujhe bhulna bhi

Mujhe bhulna bhi chaho to bhula na sako ge
Main to palkon pe thahar jaoon ga, aaansoon ki tarah

Tapish Suraj Ki Hoti Hai

Tapish Suraj Ki Hoti Hai
Jalna Zameen Ko Parta Hai
Qusur Aankhon Ka Hota Hai
Tarapna Dil Ko Parta Hai

Na tum bewafa ho

Na tum bewafa ho
na hum bewafa thay Magar kya karain apni rahain juda hain

Maana ke aapke nazron main kuch

Maana ke aapke nazron main kuch nahin hain hum Magar unse jaakar poochiye jinhe haasil nahin hain hum

Monday, October 6, 2008

Is pyaar ne sabko na jane kya kya bana diya

Is pyaar ne sabko na jane kya kya bana diya
Kisi ko aashik to kisi ko deewana bana diya
Jis mumtaaz ne kabhi ful bhi uthaya na Tha aapne hatho se
Us mumtaaz ko shahjaha ne tajmahal bana diya

pyar mera kab tak thukrate rahoge,

pyar mera kab tak thukrate rahoge,
kab tak nazar churate rahoge,
aate rahenge aise hi khuabo me tere,
kab tak inko juthlate rahoge.

Neend avey tan khaban ch tu,

Neend avey tan khaban ch tu,
na saunvan tan yaadan ch tu,
tere agey apne aap nu HAARI baithey han,
iko dil si sadey kol oh vi tere ton wari baithey han..

Kuch dur humare sath chalo,

Kuch dur humare sath chalo,
hum dilki kahani keh denge,
jo baat samajh na paye tum,
wo baat jabani keh denge.
Hum zikr karenge gairo ka aur apni kahani keh denge

Unki yad me sab kuch bhulaye bethe hai

Unki yad me sab kuch bhulaye bethe hai
chirag khushion k bhujaya bethe hai
hum to marenge unki baahon me
ye bhi maut se shart lagaye bethe hai

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Tujko jis roz se dekha

Tujko jis roz se dekha
Bas usi din se deewana hu
Kam se kam azmakar dekh
Main haqiqut hu, ya afsana hu

Kaate nahi kat te yeh jalwe intzaar ke

Kaate nahi kat te yeh jalwe intzaar ke
Nazare jamaye bethe hain, raste pe yaar ke
Dil ne kaha dekhe jo jalwe husna yaar ke
Laya hain kaun inhe palko se utaarke

Jawani jawani nahi, jisme rawani na ho

Jawani jawani nahi, jisme rawani na ho
Shadi shadi nahi, jisme prem kahani na ho

Badi muddat se mere dilme ek tasweer

Badi muddat se mere dilme ek tasweer bethi hain
Teri zulfo ki chhave main meri takdeer bethi hain

Kisi ki mithi bato per fisal jana nahi achha

Kisi ki mithi bato per fisal jana nahi achha
Fisal ker apne dil ka raaz batana nahi achha
Jise tum raaz samjoge vo badnaam ker dega
Har ek ko apne dil ka jaam pilana nahi achha

Saturday, October 4, 2008

Zindagi kisi ki Amanat nahi hoti

Zindagi kisi ki Amanat nahi hoti
Amanat me kabhi khayamat nahi hoti
Dil ko sambhal ke rakhna DOST
Ishq ki jail me kabhi zamanat nahi hoti

aitbaar halaat kehte hain wo nahi aayenge

aitbaar
halaat kehte hain wo nahi aayenge
umeed kehti hai zara inzaar kar
husn wale kabhi wada koi nibhate nahi
aur dil har baar ye kehta hai
bus aitbaar kar

chand taro ka noor tujh par barse

chand taro ka noor tujh par barse
har koi teri dosti ko tarse
teri jindagi me aaye etani khushiya
ke tu khushiyo se fursat pane ko tarse

kare sikwe toh kisse kare

kare sikwe toh kisse kare
apne hue paraye
naraz bhi kya honge hum
pyar ke niyam samaj na paye

dosti ke bich

dosti ke bich
koi gher na aye
yeh hamara esas hai
esaso ka kya mazla
dil ke pass khud
ek jaan hai

Mere jeene ki aas ban jao

Mere jeene ki aas ban jao
Barhana hoon libas ban jao
Tabke ya sarab ka alum
Kuch haqeeqat shenas ban jao
Dohar ke hajatain badaal dalo
Tum mere bhook pias ban jao
Waqt ki har kitab ka sabir
Tum hi khud iqtabas ban jao

Friday, October 3, 2008

Tujhe dekhe bina humne, humdard banaya hai

Tujhe dekhe bina humne, humdard banaya hai
Haan yaadon ne teri hi, hume jeena sikhaya hai
Mere humraaz, tu humsafar na bane, na sahi
Par toone hi humko yeh pyar sikhaya hai

Tum rooh mein shamil ho, Ragon mein rawa ho

Tum rooh mein shamil ho, Ragon mein rawa ho
Magar mere hathon ki lakeeron mein kahan ho

Bahut kam hote hain aise

Bahut kam hote hain aise
zinhe sacchi chahat ki
pahchan hoti hain
kisi pe marne se pahle soch lena
gawane ke liye sirf
ek hi jaan hoti hain

Rojana subah aur shaam dekha hain

Rojana subah aur shaam dekha hain
tumhari aakhon mein ik paigam dekha hain
tum ikrar - e - mohabbat karo na karo
par tumhari hatheli pe apna naam dekha hain

sochjata hu iss kadar unko bhool jayenge

sochjata hu iss kadar unko bhool jayenge
dekh kar bhi andekha kar jayenge
par jab jab samne aaya unka chera socha isbar dekhle
agli baar bhool jayenge

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Zindagi Mein Hamesha Naye Log Milenge

Zindagi Mein Hamesha Naye Log Milenge
Kahin Pe Zyaada To Kahin Pe Kam Milenge
Aetbaar Zara Sochke Karna
Mumkin Nahi Har Jagah Tumhe Hum Milenge

Aapne Lab Se Bata Kyu Nahi Dete.

Aapne Lab Se Bata Kyu Nahi Dete.
Anmol Khazana Hain Muskurahatein Teri,
Thoda Sa Ese Mujh Pe Luta Kyu Nahi Dete.
Wo Aag Jo Dil Mein Lagaai Thi Kabhi Tum Ne,
Wo Aag Aaj Khud Hee Bujha Kyu Nahi Dete.
Ek Yaadon Ko Apne Dil Se Mita Kyu Nahi Dete
Yaadon Ko Apne Dil Se Mita Kyu nhe dete

Unki mohabat ke abhi nishan baki hain

Unki mohabat ke abhi nishan baki hain
naam labh par hain jaan baki hai
kya hua agar dekh ke muh pher lete
hai tasali hai ki shakl ki pehchan baki hai

Phir na simtegi agar dosti bikhar jayegi

Phir na simtegi agar dosti bikhar jayegi
zindagi zulf nahi jo phir se sanwar jayegi
jo khushi de tumhe thaam lo uska daaman
zindagi roke nahi hasske guzar jayegi

Teri berukhi ko bhi rutba diya humne

Teri berukhi ko bhi rutba diya humne
pyar ka har farz ada kiya humne
mat sochna ki humne aapko bhula diya khuda se bhi pehle aapke naam ka sajda kiya humne

Teri berukhi ko bhi rutba diya humne

Teri berukhi ko bhi rutba diya humne
pyar ka har farz ada kiya humne
mat sochna ki humne aapko bhula diya khuda se bhi pehle aapke naam ka sajda kiya humne

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

meri gustakyoun par tumhara khafa hona lazmee

meri gustakyoun par tumhara khafa hona lazmee hai
is zindagi me ai sanam bas ek teri hi kamee hai
ye zindagi to bas kehne ko meri hai
dil-o-dimag par chaaye huee tasveer teri hai
tumhari is tasveer ke bhi humpe badi sitam hai
na dilme tum khud aati ho na koi aur aa sakti hai...
kisi din humpe bhi karam kar lena
jyada kuch nahi ek khat hi likh dena
khat me chahe do lafzon ko kam hi likhna
magar kabhi is nacheez ko yaad hi kar lena.

ishq ka daria jeet ne chale the

ishq ka daria jeet ne chale the
himmat ki kyaa kami thi
laut aaye to haathon mein tasveer
aankhon mein nami thi

yeh dil toh tha tera ashiq

yeh dil toh tha tera ashiq
kadamon mein jagah dena
jis raah kadam teray padain
meri raakh bhi uda dena

Behoshi ke aalam mein

Behoshi ke aalam mein
Sab bhool gaye apne-paraye
Behoshi ke aalam mein
Sab bhool gaye apne-paraye
Na ho tum apne na hi paraye
Tumhara naam lete hue phir dil kyon gabraye

Phool ki shuruaat kali se hoti hai

Phool ki shuruaat kali se hoti hai
Zindagi ki shuruaat pyar se hoti hai
Pyar ki shuruaat apno se hoti hai
Aur apno ki shuruaat AAPSE hoti hai

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab,

Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab,
pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se,
ho jaata hai server down

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Tussi lakh bhula ke vekkho

Tussi lakh bhula ke vekkho
asi dilon yaad aavange
iss duniya vich bohat chaahan waale
asi sab toh vad ke chawange
tussi paani pi pi thak jaana
assi hichkiyan ban ban aavange

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Hatha me hath milake

Hatha me hath milake
Hatha me hath milake
anguthi churake chali gayi
abhi gale milne ko aari
kya karati ki kya ki

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Kya aankhen hain tumhari,

Kya aankhen hain tumhari,
Kya chehra tumne paya hai,
Kya aankhen hain tumhari,
Kya chehra tumne paya hai,
Aisa lagta jai jaise,
Peepal ke ped se bhoot utar aaya hai.

Dil na milte to mulakat aduri rehti

Dil na milte to mulakat aduri rehti
baat to hoti magar baat adhuri rehti
shukriya tera tere aanese ronak to badhi
nahi to yeh mehfil ek jasbat aduri rehti
tune apne daman mein chupaye mere aasu
nahi to akho ki barsaat adhuri rehti

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Teri aankain jhuki jhuki

Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
Tera chehra khila khila
Jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
To aadha kilo fair & lovely mila

Mohabbat ke naam se darte thhey

Mohabbat ke naam se darte thhey
Dil ki dhadkan dhadka gaya koi
Hum anjaani raahon pe chal rahe thhey
Achaanak hi manzil dikha gaya koi

Monday, September 8, 2008

Tumsein pyar hua

Tumsein pyar hua
Yaadon mein basera tera
Tu hi to kaal ka savera mera
Zingagi tumharein saath jeene hai
Nahin to issi aas mein mar jana bhi hai
Suraj jab dhalta hai
Udaas main ho jantin hun
Meri kahani ka ujala ho tum
Dhal na jaana meri zindagi se yun
Sona bhi duswaar huya mera
Khwaabbon mein kyun aatein ho tum
Hakeekat ban jaaoo meri abb
Aur bahhon mein bhar lo tum

Sunday, September 7, 2008

Mere saath tum ho ya meri

Mere saath tum ho ya meri parchhaai hai
Na jaane kis mukaam pe mohabbat humein le aayi hai
Bheed mein hoon phir bhi kyun tanhai chhai hai

sine se lagaya hota aap ko, agar

sine se lagaya hota aap ko, agar aap dil ke paas hote
dil to khair rehne do kya chahta, agar aap nazar ke paas hote

Monday, August 25, 2008

Bottle chupa dena kafan me mere,

Bottle chupa dena kafan me mere,
shamshan me bhet kar piya karuga,
khuda maangega jab hisaab mujhse,
ek ek peg bana kar diya karuga.

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Shayar hun main aawara math samajhna,

Shayar hun main aawara math samajhna,
logon ko hasaane wala hun joker math samajhna,
pati hun apni biwi ka kisi aur ka math samajhna,
agar yeh dekh kar aap hasey to mujhey shabashi de dena,
nahi hasey to ek aam shayar hun ghalib math samajh lena

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Jab Tum Haste Ho To Lagta Hai,

Jab Tum Haste Ho To Lagta Hai,
Ke Aadmi Pehale BANDAR Tha,
Dekho Gussa Mat Hona,
Kyonki Jab Tum Gussa Hote Ho,
To Lagta Hai Ke Aadmi Aaj Bhi BANDAR Hai.

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai

Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
upar likha hai most wanted
neeche 25 paise ka inaam hai

Monday, August 11, 2008

Na koi tumhare pehle tha

Na koi tumhare pehle tha
na koi tumhare baad hai
jab tak yeh dil hai
is dil mein sirf tumhara pyaar hai

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,

Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
Husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye,
Hum izhar karne me thode dhile ho gaye,
Aur unke hath peele ho gaye.

Rahay ga saath tera pyar zindagi ban kar

Rahay ga saath tera pyar zindagi ban kar
Rahay ga saath tera pyar zindagi ban kar
Yeh aur baat hai ke meri zindagi wafa na kare

Saturday, August 9, 2008

tumhari har ada, mohobat si lagti hai

tumhari har ada, mohobat si lagti hai
ik pal ki judai, mudat si lagti hai
pehle nahi tha aisa, jo ab lagti hai
ki zindagi ke harlamhe mein
tumhari zaroorat si lagti hai

Woh pyaar kya hai

Woh pyaar kya hai
Jis mein judaai nehi
Woh ishq kya hai
Jis mein laraai nehi
Woh jaan kya hai
Jis mein ruh nehi
Woh dil kya hai
Jis mein tu nehi

Friday, August 8, 2008

tumhare siva kaun hai jo hamse roothega

tumhare siva kaun hai jo hamse roothega
haathon main dekar haath poochega
kyun khata karte ho tum
kya isi ko pyar kehte ho tum

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Khuda ke darbar me jaake yehi dua karta hu

Khuda ke darbar me jaake yehi dua karta hu
Khuda use khush rakhe jise mein pyaar karta hu

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

agar hum na hote to tume ghazal kaun kehta

agar hum na hote to tume ghazal kaun kehta
apke chehre ko kamal kaun kehta
yeh to sab mohabbat hai janab
warna patharon ko taj mahal kaun kehta

Monday, August 4, 2008

Kahani bun ke Jiyen hain woh Dil

Kahani bun ke Jiyen hain woh Dil ke Aashiyane mein
Lagegi humko bhi Sadiyan unhe Bhulane mein

Sunday, August 3, 2008

Tujhe pane ki aarzoo ne hamein

Tujhe pane ki aarzoo ne hamein
aaj is maquaam tak pahucha diya
Haale-banyan toh yeh hain, ki hamne aaj muquadar ko hara diya

Saturday, August 2, 2008

Yeh Dil Mera

Yeh Dil Mera
Hasraton pe rivaajo ka sakht pehraa hai
Na jaane kaun si ummeed pe jaake, yeh dil theharaa hai
Meri aankhon mein se chhalakte hue yeh ashk aur gum ki kasam
Mera yeh pyaar Bahot gehraa hai

Friday, August 1, 2008

Tu meray Dil kay Kareeb hay,

Tu meray Dil kay Kareeb hay,
tu meray Khaab ke Tabeer hay.
meri haar Baat main,
meri Chahat main,
Har Taraf har Jagah,
tera hi Saath hay hoon Akeyla to kya huwa lekin,
tu mere Dil ke to Aas-pass hay.

Rona nahi ata mujhe kyon ki,

Rona nahi ata mujhe kyon ki,
tu meri Khushi ki Buniyad hay.
nahi Bhata koi Chehara mujhe,
teri Sedge ka mujhay Khumar hay,
hoon main Magroor kehtay hein Sab Mujhay to bus tumhara Guroor hay.

TERE HOTHON SE LAG KAR YEH HAWA

TERE HOTHON SE LAG KAR YEH HAWA SHARAB BAN GAYI AANKHON SE LAG KAR YEH HIJAAB BAN GAYIAUR GAALON SE LAG KAR YEH GULAB BAN GAYI
SACH HI KAHTI HAI YEH DUNIYA
JAANEMAN! KI MUJHSE MIL KAR TU, LAAJAWAAB HO GAYI
Kahani bun ke Jiyen hain woh Dil ke Aashiyane mein
Lagegi humko bhi Sadiyan unhe Bhulane mein

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Woh Aakh Hi Kya Jo Pyar Ki Zubaan

Woh Aakh Hi Kya Jo Pyar Ki Zubaan Na Samjh Sake,
Hoton To Hile Bina Hi ,sab Kuch Ankh Se Kehlete Hai,
Pyar Ko Bebasi Na Kaho Mere
Keh Ne Ke Liye Sahara Dondh Na Padhe Tumhe.

ki thi suruaat ek choti si mazak se..

ki thi suruaat ek choti si mazak se..
mazak dard ban jayega ye malum na tha..
samajhte the jise hum apna YAAR..
wo ek din PYAR ban jayega ye malum na tha..

Dil Ki Dharkan Ko Dharka Gaya Koi

Dil Ki Dharkan Ko Dharka Gaya Koi
Merey Khawabon Ko Mehka Gaya Koi ,
Hum Tu Anjanay Raston Pay Chal Rahay Thay
Achanak Hi Pyaar Ka Matlab Seekha Gaya Koi!!!!!!!

Dil ko araam milta hai tujhe pane se

Dil ko araam milta hai tujhe pane se
meri saans main saans hai bas tere hi aane se
kaise tuh chod jati hai mukhe bari mehfil main tanha
kya dar lagta hai tujhe mere tere karib aane se

Kitna Bhi Chaho Na Bhool Pao Gaya Hume

Kitna Bhi Chaho Na Bhool Pao Gaya Hume
Jitni Door Jao Gaya Nazdik Pao Gaya Hume
Mita Sakte Ho To Mita Do Yaaden Meri
Magar Kya Sapno Se Juda Kar Pao Gaya Humhe

Friday, July 25, 2008

APNE SASHUR KA DULAARA HUN MAIN,

APNE SASHUR KA DULAARA HUN MAIN,
APNI BIWI KO BHI PYAARA HUN MAIN,
FILHAAL TO YE SAB SAPNE HAIN,
KYONKI ABHI TAK KUNWAARA HUN MAIN.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Shaadi ke baad cigratee chhod dunga,

Shaadi ke baad cigratee chhod dunga,
shaddi ke baad sharab chhod dunga,
subh tak naasha na utre to ye nahi kehna,
shaadi ke baad tumhe chhod dunga.

Monday, July 21, 2008

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

Saturday, July 12, 2008

Tere honton ki lali ko marham banaloonga,

Tere honton ki lali ko marham banaloonga,
Gaflath ki ek nazar ko salaam samjunga,
Teri ek muskurahat ko idd manaloonga,
Tere aanewale waqt ko rangeen shaam banaloonga.

Friday, July 11, 2008

Tum jahaan chahoo waheen rah badal saktey ho

Tum jahaan chahoo waheen rah badal saktey ho
Phir bhi kuch duur merey saath chal saktey ho

Abhi muskaan ban ker ankhoon mein chupe ho lekin
Ashkk ban ker kaheen ankhoon se oobal saktey ho

Aik pathar ki terhaan tum per asar kuch na hoaa
Hum ne souchaa tha k aahoon se pigal saktey ho

Meri qismat ki siyahii se ager dartey ho

Shaayad teri dua javaab de gayi

Shaayad teri dua javaab de gayi
Mujh na-cheez ko ooncha khitaab de gayi

Padi jabhi buri nazar zamaane ki
Teri mohabbat hijaab de gayi

Na hissey batt jaaye teri chaahat ke
Mere hukk ka duniya ko ruaab de gayi

Dhaaley tu na botal apne keemti aapme
Jhuki nazar uthakar sharaab de gayi

Naam sanso pe likha hai aapka

Naam sanso pe likha hai aapka
jindgi meri tohfa hai aapka
dil me dhadkan hai aapke naam ki
jaane kya rishta hai mera aapka

hum na bhula payenge tumko kabhi,

hum na bhula payenge tumko kabhi,
aisa saathi na milega hamein phir kabhi.
chal padenge hum apni manzilon ki taraf jab kal,
samet kar chalenge tumhari meethi yadoon ka har kan.
yaad phir aayoge tum humko ek pal....us pal....har pal

dua karen kya hum tumhare liye,

dua karen kya hum tumhare liye,
khuda ka pyar tumpar barasta rahe,
kabool kare gar khuda dua koi hamari,
kwayeeshein puri ho har pal tumhari.

na socha tha chahenge hum tumhe itna kabhi,

na socha tha chahenge hum tumhe itna kabhi,
tumhari har khushi ko bana lenge hum apni khushi.
udasi ka saya hee na padne de tumpar kabhi,
mil jaye gar humko koi.....jadooi chadi!
khilkhilati hui hasee rahe tumhare chehre par,
mit jaye woh, jo mitana chahe isko agar.

Kithna bhi nafrath kare woh hum sey

Kithna bhi nafrath kare woh hum sey
Kithna bhi dard dey dil ko
Hum har dum pyar karengey unko
Dil ke jharoke mein bitha rakhengey unko

Waqth guzartha gaya

Waqth guzartha gaya
Apkey raha dekthey dekthey
Sham honay ko aahi
Panchiya chaley apney gosley
Sirf kayalo key sath apke
Hum rahey gaye akeley

Pyaar kisi se kijiye,

Pyaar kisi se kijiye,
to usme shartein na rakhiye,
shartein gar rakhiye,
to use pyaar na kahiye,
pyaar to hai dene ki cheez,
kehte isse nahi "Udhaar" tere ya mere beech.

Ek phool ke ru-b-ru kahin

oreEk phool ke ru-b-ru kahin
likhe the yeh lavz rangeen
hai pyaar mere kitna haseen
meri dil ki lagi hai sangeen
keh raha tha ek badal kahin.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

mere wafaon ko eeu azmarahehe woh,

mere wafaon ko eeu azmarahehe woh, sambhal sambhal ke nigahe mila rahehe woh....
Chand jese nazarah uski, raat jese zulfe uski
meri taakdir likha hain zulfe ke niche uski....

Wari mushkil se unhe paya na khone dungaa,

Wari mushkil se unhe paya na khone dungaa, main kisi aur ka us ko nahin hone dungaa....

Chand hain uski ayena, bahar hain uski gehna;

Chand hain uski ayena, bahar hain uski gehna;
chandni bhi chahti hain us ke sang rehna....
Chand aur us main baas itna sa farak reh gia hain;
chand main daag hain us main nahin, woh saans leti hain chand leti nahin...

Kate nahin katte hain lamhe intezaar ke,

Kate nahin katte hain lamhe intezaar ke, nazre jamae baithe hain raste pe yaar ke....
Dil ne kahan dekhe hain jaawle jo husno yaar ke, laya hain koun unhe faalak se uttar ke....

Main Niklaa Aeroplane Le Ke....

Main Niklaa Aeroplane Le Ke....
Raste Mein New York Pe...
Ik Mod Aaya ......
Main Trade Tower Tod Aaya...

Rab Jaane Kab Guzraa....
New York..........
Kab Pentagon AAya..
Main Uthey Aeroplane Fod aaya.......

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Shaam hote hii ye dil udaas hota hai

Shaam hote hii ye dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas -paas hota hai..

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke,

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke,
I don't like your face
Par dil ke computer mein,
nahin hai enough disk space

Monday, June 23, 2008

"Khuda k ghar se Kuch Gadhe farar ho gaye....

"Khuda k ghar se Kuch Gadhe farar ho gaye....
Kuch to Pakde gaye,
Or kuch humare yaar ho gaye.."

Sunday, June 22, 2008

Rabba dukh na devi yaar saade nu,

Rabba dukh na devi yaar saade nu,
Saanu chahe dukhaan da pahaad dede,
Ghummey nawe cycle te yaar sada,
Saanu bhawein purani mercedes car dede.

Saturday, June 21, 2008

Hum Unke Pyaar me dewane ho gaye

Hum Unke Pyaar me dewane ho gaye
wo hamare pyaar me syane ho gaye
unse mile hue hume zamane ho gaye
pata chala unke to nayne ho gaye

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

I Love You. I Love You. I Love You.

I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. That's because Meneka Gandhi says "Love Animals

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge

Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge,
Agar wo aa jayegi mere zindagi mein,
To Reliance ki kasam Bihar mein bhi Taj mahal bana denge.

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Tu surajmukhi main chandarmukhi,

Tu surajmukhi main chandarmukhi,
Tu mujse dukhi mein tujse dukhi,
Tu chath se chalang mar de,
Phir mein bhi sukhi aur tu bhi sukhi .......

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Pyar ek bar ho to ushe bholapan kehte hain,

Pyar ek bar ho to ushe bholapan kehte hain,
Agar do bar ho to ushe apnapan kehte hein,
Teen bar ho to ushe deewanapan kehte hein,
Aur agar bar bar ho to ushe Kaminapan kehte hein.

Monday, June 9, 2008

KAASH HUM EK SMS HOTE,

KAASH HUM EK SMS HOTE,
EK CLICK KARTE TUMHARE PASS HOTE,
BHALE HI TUM HUME DELETE KAR DETE,
PAR KUCH PAL KE LIYE TUMHARE PASS TO HOTE,

Sunday, June 8, 2008

Jab tum angdayi leti ho to mera

Jab tum angdayi leti ho to mera dum nikal jata hai
Jab tum angdayi leti ho to mera dum nikal jata hai
Arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Pyar to humein bhi karna tha,

Pyar to humein bhi karna tha,
Par kuch khaas nahi hua,
Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha,
Par afsoss ke loan pass nahi hua.

Monday, June 2, 2008

Baithe baithe kamre mein kar rahi

Baithe baithe kamre mein kar rahi thee press
Teri yaad aayi to jal gayi dress!

Jise dil diya woh delhi chali gayi,

Jise dil diya woh delhi chali gayi,
Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi,
Dil ne kaha khud kushi(suicide) kar le zalim,
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi.

Sunday, June 1, 2008

Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar,

Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar,
Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar,
Flutter Flutter, Flutter Flutter.

Saturday, May 31, 2008

Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai

Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Har geet ko main gaati nahi,

Har geet ko main gaati nahi,
Har saaz ko gungunati nahi,
Darr lagta hai tez hawaaon se,
Isliye main ghar ke bahar jaati nahi!!!

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Ishk ke izhaar ke lafzoon mein,

Ishk ke izhaar ke lafzoon mein,
Badd-kismathee se yeh shayari kyon aathi hai.

Ishk ke izhaar ke lafzoon mein,
Badd-kismathee se yeh shayari kyon aathi hai.

WAH WAH karne wale logon mein,
meri mehaboob bhi shamil ho jaathee hi.....

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Bandar ki Beti Apne Baap se Boli

Bandar ki Beti Apne Baap se Boli
Papa Papa Mujhe Shadi Karni Hai
Beta thoda intezar karo kyonki
Dulha Abhi SMS Read Kar Rahi hai

Monday, May 26, 2008

Mohabbat ka sirap ho tum,

Mohabbat ka sirap ho tum,
Tension ka capsule ho tum,
Aafat ka injection ho tum,
Par kya kare jhelna padta hai,
Kyonki... DOSTI ka oxigen ho tum.

Kaash koi exam ke rijalt ka insurance kara dete,

Kaash koi exam ke rijalt ka insurance kara dete,
To har exam ke pehle premium bhar dete,
Paas hote to thik varna insurance claim to kar hi dete.

Sunday, May 25, 2008

Hamaare rishte ko koi naam na do

Hamaare rishte ko koi naam na do
Tere chaahanewaalon ko ashqon ka inaam na do

sehmi si nigaho me khawab hum jaga denge

sehmi si nigaho me khawab hum jaga denge
suni si raho me phul hum bicha denge
humare sang muskura kar to dekhiye
hum apka har gum bhula denge

pyar baatne aate hai saab

pyar baatne aate hai saab
dard baatna toh ek ghunah hai
woh koun musaphir tha
to mann ke kaato ko
phoolo me badal gaya

Naa hame haarna aata hai,

Naa hame haarna aata hai,
Naa hame jeetna aata hai,
Hame to sirf ladki ko dekh ke seety bajana aata hai.

Saturday, May 24, 2008

Jab main peeta thha, jab main peeta thha,

Jab main peeta thha, jab main peeta thha,
To usne chhuda di apni qasam de kar,
Jab mainey chhodi, to yaaron ne pila di uski qasam de kar!!!

Friday, May 23, 2008

bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,

bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
aur phool khilne se pehle hi bakri kha gayi.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Kadam kadam pe hawa ki aahat ka

Kadam kadam pe hawa ki aahat ka dhyan rakhna,
Mushkil samay mein bhi iss dost ko yaad rakhna,
Hamari yaadon ki khushboo zaroor aayegi,
Tum bus apni naak saaf rakhna.

twinkle twinkle lazy star,

twinkle twinkle lazy star,
kitna soyega utja yaar,
up above the world so high,
sun has risen in the sky,
utke jaldi peele chaai,
msge me and say me hai

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Mein tumhari liye sab kuch karta

Mein tumhari liye sab kuch karta
Magar mujhe kaam tha
Mein tumhare liye doob marta
Magar mujhe zukham tha

Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi,

Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi,
TAJMAHAL Banana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,
Ab kismat khuli Shadi hue,
ab TAZ banana chahta hu,
par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi!

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Aasmaan mein kaali ghata chaayi hai

Aasmaan mein kaali ghata chaayi hai

saare armanoo ki hui aaj vidai hai
arre bhai maine uske saamne maar khaayi hai
sharam ne mooh par laali lagayi hai
par dil hai ki maanta nahi
chupke se karta mooh dikhai hai

Monday, May 19, 2008

Mashooqaa se aankh ladana har

Mashooqaa se aankh ladana har kisi ke bas ki baat nahi,
Mashooqaa se aankh ladana har kisi ke bas ki baat nahi,
Chauraahe pe joote khaana har kisi ke bass ki baat nahi!!!

Kachre ke dibbe mein tujh ko bitha ke

Kachre ke dibbe mein tujh ko bitha ke
Jhaadoo aur Ponchhe se tujh ko sajaa ke
Rakhunga Main Naalee ke Paas
Mat ho Meri Jaan Udaas

TUMSE DUSHMANEE MOL LI HOTI

TUMSE DUSHMANEE MOL LI HOTI
TO AB TAK MOHABBAT ME BADAL JAATI!
MOHABBAT KYON KARBAITHA TUMSE
KI AB DUSHMANEE HI DUSHMANEE!

TERE GHAR AAKE BAAT KAR LI HOTI
TO AB TAK SHADI HO JAATI!
CHHUP CHHUP KE KYON MILNE LAGE TUMSE
KI AB SANSANEE HI SANSANEE!

Ek geet likha hai

Ek geet likha hai
Maine aap ki surat dekh kar
Us geet ko sangeet diya hai
Maine aapki muskurahat dekh kar
Par usse gaana bhool gaya
Main apki Awaaz sun kar

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Saturday, May 17, 2008

Aaina-e-Dil Todkar Dekh Liya Tune

Aaina-e-Dil Todkar Dekh Liya Tune
Teri Soorat Ke Siwa Aur Bhala Kya Nikla
Maine Socha Tha Ke Fariyaad Karonga Hakim se
Woh Bhi Zalim Tera Chahne Wala Nikla

Friday, May 16, 2008

Sharaabee bana to,

Sharaabee bana to,
Mat dalo ilzaam,
Bura nahee ye jaam,
Bura hai anjaam.

Tum haseen ho to hum bhi kuch kam nahi

Tum haseen ho to hum bhi kuch kam nahi
Tum mehlo ki ho to hum bhi sadko ke nahi
Pyaar kar ke kehti ho ke shaadi shuda hoon
Kaan khol kar sun lo Kunware hum bhi nahi

Haathi aur chinti ki shadi huyi

Haathi aur chinti ki shadi huyi
dusre din hi haathi mar gaya
chinti boli wah re allha ek din ka pyar diya
aur sari umar Kabar Khodne ka kaam diya!

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Koi aankhon aankhon se baat kar leta hai

Koi aankhon aankhon se baat kar leta hai
Koi aankhon aankhon mein mulakaat kar leta hai
Bada Mushkil hota hai tab Jawab denA
Jab koi KhamosH rehkar Sawaal kar leta hai

Kisike intezaar me khud ko rulaaye baithe haiN

Kisike intezaar me khud ko rulaaye baithe haiN
Woh aayenge zaroor dil ko samjhaye baithe haiN

Monday, May 12, 2008

Mat karo koi vaada jisse tum nibha na sako

Mat karo koi vaada jisse tum nibha na sako
Mat chaho use jisse tum paa na sako
Pyaar kisika kahan poora hota hai
Jab pyaar ka pehla akshar hi adhura hota hai

jo hukum karta hai, woh iltza bhi karta hai,

jo hukum karta hai, woh iltza bhi karta hai,
aasman kahin jhuka bhi karta hai,
aur tu bewafa hai to ye khabar bhi sun le,
intzaar mera koi wahan bhi karta hai

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Banaee thi shayri humne ek,

Banaee thi shayri humne ek,
Kahi se chura ke wah wah pai thi humne,
Rakhne gaye the site par,
Pahlse kahda tha wahi koi adda jamake,

Saturday, May 10, 2008

Teri zulphein hain ya Ghana andhera,

Teri zulphein hain ya Ghana andhera,
Jaaneman katwa de baal,
Hoja ganji aur karde savera.

Thursday, May 8, 2008

Apna woh nahi jo paas aa gya

Apna woh nahi jo paas aa gya
paraya woh nahi jo dur chala gya
aane jane se nahi bante apne paraye
apna woh hai jo dil me sama gya

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Tu meray Dil kay Kareeb hay

Tu meray Dil kay Kareeb hay
tu meray Khaab ke Tabeer hay
meri haar Baat main, meri Chahat main
Har Taraf har Jagah, tera hi Saath hay
hoon Akeyla to kya huwa lekin
tu mere Dil ke to Aas-pass hay
Rona nahi ata mujhe kyon ki
tu meri Khushi ki Buniyad hay
nahi Bhata koi Chehara mujhe
teri Sedge ka mujhay Khumar hay
hoon main Magroor kehtay hein Sab
Mujhay to bus tumhara Guroor hay

usne mehndi laga rakhi thi

usne mehndi laga rakhi thi
humne uski doli utha rakhi thi
hum ko maloom tha ke woh bewafa niklegi
issi liye humne uski behan pata rakhi thi

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Wo dil hi kya jo tere milne ki dua na kare

Wo dil hi kya jo tere milne ki dua na kare
Wo dil hi kya jo tere milne ki dua na kare
Mein tujko bhool kar zinda rahoon khuda na kare

Monday, May 5, 2008

Aap Rootha na karO yun humse

Aap Rootha na karO yun humse
Mere dil ke Dhadkan bhad jaati hai
Dil tho aap ke Naam kar hi chuke hain
Jaa bus baaki hai woh bhi nikal jaati hai

KHUDA UNHE SALAMAT RAKHE JO

KHUDA UNHE SALAMAT RAKHE JO
NAFRAT HUMSE KARTE HAI
PYAR NAHI NAFRAT HI SAHI
KUCH TO HUM SE KARTE HAI

Sunday, May 4, 2008

"Jadon hnjuan di nadi par karaan mai,

"Jadon hnjuan di nadi par karaan mai,
Tera baith k kinare intzar karan mai,
Tainu mere nalon vdh k pyar kre koi,
Ohda naa das uhnu v Pyar karan mai"

Aawe pyar cho mehak baharaan di,

Aawe pyar cho mehak baharaan di,
ishq khed hai bas dildaaran di,
tu har dard wandauna jaanda hai,
mainu lod hai,tere jehe yaaran di...

Mana ye waqt hame yad krne wala nahi

Mana ye waqt hame yad krne wala nahi
par bewaqt hame yad kar liya karo
Mana apke aas paas sari duniya hai
kabhi hamari kami ka bhi ehsaas kr lia karo

Ishq aisa karo ki dharkn mein bas jaye

Ishq aisa karo ki dharkn mein bas jaye
saans bi lo to khushboo usi ki aye
pyar ka nasha aankhon pe cha jaye
baat kuch bi na ho par nam usi ka aye

Sohneyo,na aiwen tadpaya karo...sanu

Sohneyo,na aiwen tadpaya karo...sanu
eniyaan udeekan na paya karo...
manniya deedaar tuhade mushkil ne...
kadi taan haal sunaya karo..

Main apne dil ke saare paigam likhta hun

Main apne dil ke saare paigam likhta hun
Jo dil pe guzri woh baatein tamam likhta hun
Deewani ho jati woh har kalam
Main jis kalam se tera naam likhta hun

Mumtaz before marriage

Mumtaz

before marriage

takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi milti

prem ki parivartit paribhasha-

prem ki parivartit paribhasha-
man ko poochhe kaun, tan ki aasha
lupt laaj sankoch, naino ki bhasha
anant pipasa, anant pipasa
prem ki parivartit paribhasha

Saturday, May 3, 2008

Chand ko chandni pyari hai, esa

Chand ko chandni pyari hai, esa raat kehti hain
Hume aap pyaree hain, esa meri saheliya kehti hain

Friday, May 2, 2008

Din mein diya jalane se kya

Din mein diya jalane se kya
Raat mein diya bujhane se kya
e shahjahan tujhe mumtaz nahi mil sakti
Kabr par taj mahal banane se kya

Mujhe Is Baaat Ka Ghum

Mujhe Is Baaat Ka Ghum Nahi Kay Badal Gayaa Zamaana Meri Zindagi To Sirph Tum Ho
Kahin Tum Na Badal Jaana

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Manzil ko paane ke liye Saahil ko

Manzil ko paane ke liye Saahil ko paar karna parta hai
Mohabbat karne ke liye dil-o-jaan qurban karna parta hai

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Dil mein tumharey pyaar key jaltey

Dil mein tumharey pyaar key jaltey to hain chirag
Mana key in ki roshni tum par ayaan nahi

Woh khud hi ho ruswa khudi maan jaye

Woh khud hi ho ruswa khudi maan jaye
Jo main rooth jaon to mujh ko manaye
Mere paas aaye zara muskaraye
Jo main ro paroon to woh aansoo bahaye

iss kadar chaha hai tujhe humney

iss kadar chaha hai tujhe humney
tere siwa aur kuch ab nazar aata nahi
ik tere hi jalwe rehte hai ankhoon mein
kuch aur meri nigaahoon ko ab bhata nahi

Monday, April 28, 2008

Jab Jab Ye Sooraj Dhalne Lagta Hai,

Jab Jab Ye Sooraj Dhalne Lagta Hai,
Us Ka Naam Mere Honthon Pe Khilne Lagta Hai,
Kuch Is Tarah Se Us Ki Yaad Aati Hai,
Ki Zindgi Ka Har Pal Mehekne Lagta Hai.

Tadap ke dekh kisi ki chahat mein

Tadap ke dekh kisi ki chahat mein to pata chale ki intezar kya hota hai
yuhi mil jaye agar koi bina tadpe to kaise pata chale ke PYAR kya hota hai

Saturday, April 26, 2008

Kya kahun tujhe? Khwab kahun to toot

Kya kahun tujhe? Khwab kahun to toot jayega, dil kahun to bikhar jayega
Aa tera naam zindagi rakh dun, maut se pehle to tera saath chuut na payega

Teri yaad rud jandi akhan cho pani banke,

Teri yaad rud jandi akhan cho pani banke,
Ki khatya es rooh ne diwani ban ke,
Bhaven ho gaya hun sadi akhan toh dur,
Par dil vich wasya hai pyar di nishani ban ke.

Friday, April 25, 2008

kuch tey pardey daari rakh,

kuch tey pardey daari rakh,
bhawein pyar bazaari rakh,
fone te tu kade karna nai,
merjaniye miss callan te mari rakh.

Is din ke intzaar mein kabse baithe the hum

Is din ke intzaar mein kabse baithe the hum
mili itni kushiyan ke bhool gaye sare gum
khuda kare ye bahaar yunhi bantti rahe
hum rahe na rahe whereincity ko shayri ki bahaar milti rahe

Thursday, April 24, 2008

apni shaadi me zayaada deri mat karna,

apni shaadi me zayaada deri mat karna,
dil tumhari saheli par aa jaye to mat kehna,
main to aashiq hoon khoobsurti ka jaanu,
yadi baarat tumhare pados me aaye to mat kehna.

Meetha sa Dard Dil me utha tha abhi abhi,

Meetha sa Dard Dil me utha tha abhi abhi, kya Aapne Hame Yaad kiya tha abhi abhi? Aapse mile Arsa hua phir bhi yun laga jaise Aapse mile abhi abhi! ...

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

gurur "RUM" ah,

gurur "RUM" ah,
gurur "WISHKY",
gurur "VODKA" GIN eshwara,
gurur sakshat peg brahma,
Tasme sri BEER_E_Namah!,
Bhagwan aapko sada__SUNN rakhe.

Monday, April 21, 2008

Ashiq pagal ho jate hai pyar mein,

Ashiq pagal ho jate hai pyar mein,
baki kasar puri ho jati hai intezar mein.
Magar ye dilruba nahi samajhti,
golgappe khati firti hai baazar mein.

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Na ishq karna mere yaar

Na ishq karna mere yaar
ye ladkiya bahut satati hai
na karna in par aitbar
ye kharch bahut karwati hai
recharge tum karwa ke dete ho
or number mera lagati hai

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Baithe Hain tere khayalon mein

Baithe Hain tere khayalon mein
Kagaj pe likha hai tera naam
Kagaj pe teri tasveer laga ke
likha hai ye paigam
Zinda ya Murda pakadne par
milega 50000 ka Inam

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai,

Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai,
Who repeat kar doonga,
Tu naa mili to tujko dil se,
Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga.

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Dark were those days

Dark were those days, without your sight.
When I was in darkness, you gave me light.
You gave me strength 2 make life bright.
Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT !

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Ki haal sunava apni class da otthe

Ki haal sunava apni class da otthe kehda padhai hundi si,
Hatthan ch hunde si mobile, te MP3 chalai hundi si,
Har lecture vich susti paayi hundi si,
Canteen vich vi velle ni si rehnde, otthe chaa di rail banai hundi si,
Yaar baithe hunde si akhirle bench te aakh pehle bench wali te takai hundi si.

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
Liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi
Socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
Magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...

Monday, March 24, 2008

Tumse mila main kal to,

Tumse mila main kal to,
mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho:
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Friday, March 21, 2008

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hi kamine hain
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi

Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi
Aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
Are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
Jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi..

Saturday, March 15, 2008

TERI AANKHEIN JHUKI JHUKI,

TERI AANKHEIN JHUKI JHUKI,
TERA CHEHRA KHILA KHILA,
TERI AANKHEIN JHUKI JHUKI,
TERA CHEHRA KHILA KHILA,
JAB TERE GALOON PAR SE HAATH GHUMAYA,
TO AADHA KILO FAIR AND LOVELY MILA.

Monday, March 10, 2008

Shayad mere pyar ko taste

Shayad mere pyar ko taste
Karna bhool gaye,
Dil se aisa cut kiya,
Ke paste karna bhool gaye.

Friday, March 7, 2008

Thursday, March 6, 2008

Letter diyaa to,

Letter diyaa to,
Thappad mat maro yaar,
Bura nahee ye ikraar,
Bura hai inkaar.

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna,

Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna,
Jo pasand ho usse ILU kehna,
Agar wo gusse mein aa jaaey to darna mat,
Raakhi nikalna aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna.

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Sunday, March 2, 2008

College mein class hoti hai miss karne ke liye

College mein class hoti hai miss karne ke liye
Ladkiyon ke gaal hote hain kiss karne ke liye!!

Saturday, March 1, 2008

Achhe log jaldi oopar jaate hain,

Achhe log jaldi oopar jaate hain,
Achhe log jaldi oopar jaate hain,
Yeh to achha hua ki main achha nahi hua!!! ha ha!

Friday, February 29, 2008

Yeh jo ladkiyon ke baal hote hain,

Yeh jo ladkiyon ke baal hote hain,
Ladkon ko fasaane ke jaal hote hain,
Khoon choos leti hain ladkon ka sara,
Tabhi toh inke Honth (lips)Laal hote hain.

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Botal chupa dena kafan mein meri,

Botal chupa dena kafan mein meri,
Shamshan mein piya karunga,
Jab maangega hisaab khuda,
To unhe bhi ek peg bana kar diya karunga

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

O marey dil day chain,

O marey dil day chain,
Taare peeche kutte pain,
Tu lutya maare dil da chain,
Rab kare tainu keeday pain,
Taare nain baday nasheelay,
Jeewan jhadoo day teelaey,
Tu maare dil which enjh wassi,
Jeevan kichad ch majh phassi,
Jaanay jigar jannay tamanna,
Eddar aa taryan lattan pana.

Monday, February 25, 2008

Band hothon ka rang hai,

Band hothon ka rang hai,
Phool-gulab ki laali.

Band hothon ka rang hai,
Phool-gulab ki laali.

Khule to hothon ka dhang hai,
Dena kadvee gaali.

Sunday, February 24, 2008

Ek baar jaan maang ke to dekho,

Ek baar jaan maang ke to dekho,
Ek baar yaad karke to dekho,
Agar hum na aaye to Samajh lena
Nawaab soye hue hain or cell silent pe hai.

Saturday, February 23, 2008

Bus chali, Jhatka laga,

Bus chali,
Jhatka laga,
Ek Ladka
Ek Ladki pe ja gira,
Ladki boli badtameez,
Kya kar rahe ho?

Ladka bola,
JI!
D.A.V. College se B.Sc final kar raha hoon!!

Friday, February 22, 2008

Hame malum hai ki aap hame bhula nahi sakte,

Hame malum hai ki aap hame bhula nahi sakte,
Lekin paas bhi hamare aa nahi sakte,
Yahan tak aa rahi hai tere BADAN ki BADBU....
Please yaar kya tum NAHA NAHI SAKTE!

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Dil chahta hai ke apne ghar ke paas

Dil chahta hai ke apne ghar ke paas Qabr banaa doon,
Dil chahta hai ke apne ghar ke paas Qabr bana doon,
Tu fatheha padhne aaye aur tujhe dafna do

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Tujhe dekha to noor yaad aa gayi,

Tujhe dekha to noor yaad aa gayi,
Tujhe chaha to anarkali yaad aa gayi,
Tere shauk purey karte karte mujhe meri naani yaad aa gayi.

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

jo tumko ho pasand wo hi bat kahenge.

jo tumko ho pasand wo hi bat kahenge.
tum agar din ko rat kaho, to rat kahenge,
Kyonki.......


Paglon se bahas nahi ki ja sakti.

Monday, February 18, 2008

Sunday, February 17, 2008

Jee karta hai,

Jee karta hai,
Ek patthar loon.
Aur uss par pyar se likhoon,
"I MISS YOU".

Aur phir kheench ke maroon tere sar pe,
Tab pata chale,
Kitna dard hai teri yaad mein.

Saturday, February 16, 2008

Maine maana sita magar,

Maine maana sita magar,
Tujhe mujh se mohabbat nahi,
Isiliye dusri talash kar raha hoon.

Friday, February 15, 2008

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Wo ped kya jis mein dali na ho,

Wo ped kya jis mein dali na ho,
Wo baag kya jis mein mali na ho,
Wo ghar kya jis mein ghar wali na ho,
Aur wo mard kya jis ki bahar wali na ho.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Allah ! Allah ! kya josh mere deewane mein hai,

Allah ! Allah ! kya josh mere deewane mein hai,
Kal zamanat pe churwaya aaj phir thane mein hai.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

JANAAB AAP KA SHER PADHNA

JANAAB AAP KA SHER PADHNA BHI KHOOB HAI,
PADHTE HO MEHMOOD JAHAAN MEHBOOB HAI.

Monday, February 11, 2008

Aaj bagh mein kali hai,

Aaj bagh mein kali hai,
Kal gualab hoga,
Jo tujh se shaadi karega,
uska dimaag kharab hoga.

Sunday, February 10, 2008

Who samajhte hain dil tod diya

Who samajhte hain dil tod diya
To hum dead hain,
Who nahin jaante ki is dil main
Aur kitne thread hain.

Saturday, February 9, 2008

Lab khamosh hote hain jab tum saamne aati ho,

Lab khamosh hote hain jab tum saamne aati ho,
Dil dhadakta hai jab nigaahein milaati ho,
Saans ruk jaati hai jab muskuraate ho,
Bhoot ho kya jo tum itna daraate ho.

Friday, February 8, 2008

Kal agar mein mar bhi jaun,

Kal agar mein mar bhi jaun,
Aey dost mere marne ka gam na karna,
Aasoon bhi na bahana,
Meri arthi bhi naa uthana,
Sidhey upar chale aana,
Party Karenge.

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Oooooooooooooooo!!!Huzoor bhad

Oooooooooooooooo!!!Huzoor bhad mein gaya tera suroor,
Surat se tu lagta khajoor,
Bidi Ki Factory ka majdoor,
Chal Ho jaa Dooooor,
Saale Langoor.

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Dil ki galiyon mein koi gum na ho,

Dil ki galiyon mein koi gum na ho,
Hamari ye dosti kabhi kam na ho,
Yeh dua hai ki tum khush raho,
Kya pata kal hum ho na ho.

Dosti hai khuda to ibaadat karo

Dosti hai khuda to ibaadat karo,
Dost hai Ali to wafaa karo,
Ya ali dost mile to aisa mile,
Jise dosti par shuba naa ho.

Mausaam hai mastana yeh dil hai deewana,

Mausaam hai mastana yeh dil hai deewana,
Aise may tum?
Aise may tum?
Tum?

Haan tum,tum,
Lux say do baar naha kar aana.

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega,

Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega,
Saat pheron ke saath koi tumse bandh jayega,
Abhi bhi waqt hai kisi se affair kar lo,
Kya pata kal kaun sa model tumhe saunpaa jayega.

Monday, February 4, 2008

Sunday, February 3, 2008

Tumhare samne hain itney items,

Tumhare samne hain itney items,
Kabhi hame bhi pick karo,
Hamare pyar ke ICON pe,
Kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo.

Saturday, February 2, 2008

Main sadak pe chal raha tha,

Main sadak pe chal raha tha,
Mujhe ek buddhu dikh gaya,
Koi aur nahi,
Navjot singh siddhu mil gaya.

Friday, February 1, 2008

Nayi-Nayi shadi thi,

Nayi-Nayi shadi thi,
Naya tha Zamana,
Dulha bechain tha,
Sun-ne ko gana,
Dulhan ne shuru kiya GANA...
"BHAIYA MERE RAKHI KE BANDHAN KO NIBHANA"

Thursday, January 31, 2008

Jab tumhe dekhoon my dil start flying,

Jab tumhe dekhoon my dil start flying,
Tumse baat kare to i keep trying,
Jab too door jaye i fell like crying,
Are itna tension mat le i was joking.

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Aye Khuda kyon deta hai tu Ladkiyon

Aye Khuda kyon deta hai tu Ladkiyon ko itni Beauty,
Ke Ladke unse Line Marna samjhte apni Duty.

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Beshak kuch waqt ka intezar mila humko,

Beshak kuch waqt ka intezar mila humko,
Par khuda se badhkar DOST mila humko.
Na rahi kisi jannat ki tamanna,
Ae DOST teri dosti se itna pyar mila humko!!

haal apna tumhe suna na saki,

haal apna tumhe suna na saki,
lafz hothon par koi la na saki,
dard apna chupana chahti thi,
tum se lekin kabhi chupa na saki,
tum mere samne hi khade the magar,
main hi nazren zara utha na saki
.

Aise na dekho in qatil nigahon se,

Aise na dekho in qatil nigahon se,
Accident ho jayega agar nazar hat gayi rahon se!!














































































































































































































































































































































































































Aise na dekho in qatil nigahon se,
Accident ho jayega agar nazar hat gayi rahon se!!




































































































































































































































































































































































































































Accident ho jayega agar nazar hat gayi rahon se!!

Monday, January 28, 2008

Andhere mein rasta chalna mushkil hota hai,

Andhere mein rasta chalna mushkil hota hai,
Tez hava mein deepak jalana mushkil hota hai,
Dosti kisi se bhi kar lena mushkil nahi,,,,,,,,,,,,
Ise bas nibhana mushkil hota hai,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Kal na phir ye samaa hoga,

Kal na phir ye samaa hoga,
Hum mein se kaun na jaane kahan hoga..?
Murjhaaye phool to mil jayenge kitaabon mein,
Par bicchde Doston ka shayad hi koi pataa hoga...

Tufaan mein kashti ko kinaare bhi mil jaate hain

Tufaan mein kashti ko kinaare bhi mil jaate hain...,
Jahaan mein logo ko sahaare bhi mil jaate hain...;
Duniya mein sabse pyaari hain zindagi...,
Kuchh aap jaise dost zindagi se pyare bhi mil jaate hain..!!!

Dali ! Dali ! Dali

Dali !
Dali !
Dali !
Har dali par nazar dali,
Har chaman par dali,
Jis dali par nazar dali,
Woh mali ne kaat dali.

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Chham chham karti woh chali aayi,

Chham chham karti woh chali aayi,
Chham chham karti woh chali gayi,
Hum sindhoor lekar khade rahe,
Woh Rakhi bandhkhar chali gayi.

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Nahin lag sakta kabhi maikhane main taala,

Nahin lag sakta kabhi maikhane main taala,
Ek nahin..do nahin...Saara shehar hai peene waala.

Friday, January 25, 2008

Motee kitab lagti hai takia,

Motee kitab lagti hai takia,
Dekh kar neend-si aati hai.

Par likhi hai andar aisi qayamat,
Neend aati nahi, ud jati hai.

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Tumse milkar ho gaya zindagi se pyar,

Tumse milkar ho gaya zindagi se pyar,
Ab humein chod kar mat jana yaar,
Bin tere hum jee na paayenge,
Tum na hoge to hum ULLU kis ko banayenge.

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Hum unki galee se guzre, wo ek ittafak tha.......

Hum unki galee se guzre, wo ek ittafak tha.......
Hum unki galee se guzre, wo ek ittafak tha.......

Khidki se gira phool.......
Aji haan,
Khidki se gira phool,
GAMLA bhi uske saath tha..........

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Duniya Se Jo Dare, Usse Kayar Kehte Hain,

Duniya Se Jo Dare, Usse Kayar Kehte Hain,
Duniya Jisse Dare, Usse Shayar Kehte Hain,
Biwi Se Jo Dare, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.

Monday, January 21, 2008

Rishtey aaj kal coin box phone ke jaisi hai,

Rishtey aaj kal coin box phone ke jaisi hai,
Sikke daalo to baat hoti hai,
Sikke ke upar sikka na daalo to,
Connection kat jaata hai.

Sunday, January 20, 2008

Arz kiya hai,Zara gaur farmaiye,

Arz kiya hai,Zara gaur farmaiye,
Naa hi zaroorat hai sitaron ki,
Naa hi zaroorat hai faltu yaaron ki,
Ek dost chahiye aapke jaisa,
Jo watt laga de Hazaron ki.

Saturday, January 19, 2008

Zindagi badi udaas hai,

Zindagi badi udaas hai,
Mujhe lagi pyaas hai,
Duniya se naa koi aas hai,
Mujhe khelni aati bas tash hai,
Mein uska sar fodh doonga,
Jisne kaha meri shayari bakwaas hai....

Friday, January 18, 2008

Saaz ke saath Awaaz,

Saaz ke saath Awaaz,
Phool ke saath khushboo,

Jism ke saath Ruh,
Khushi ke saath Gam,

Aur aap ko tang karne ke liye Hum..!!
HAR PAL HAR DUM.

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Aasmaan pe jitne sitare hai (Wah Wah)

Aasmaan pe jitne sitare hai (Wah Wah)
Aakhon me jitne ishare hai (Wah Wah)
Samander ke jitne kinare hai(Wah Wah)
Utne hi screw dheele tumhare hai (Ab bolo Wah Wah)

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Tere bistar me khatmal ho,

Tere bistar me khatmal ho,
Tere room me machar ghume,
Teri razai fatey,
Puri raat tujhe thand lage,
Tere sapno me bhoot aaye,
Gali me kutte bhoke,
Agar tu mujhe bhool jaye.

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Teri Zulfein Hain Ya Andheri Raat Ka Saaya, .......

Teri Zulfein Hain Ya Andheri Raat Ka Saaya,
Teri Zulfein Hain Ya Andheri Raat Ka Saaya,
Sar Mundwa Le To Ho Jaaye Savera!!!

Monday, January 14, 2008

Tere liya kuch bhi kar sakta hoon,

Tere liya kuch bhi kar sakta hoon,
Lekin abhi mujhe kuch kaam hai.

Tere liye sagar me doob sakta hoon,
Lekin abhi mujhe zukaam hai.

Sunday, January 13, 2008

Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari,

Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari,
Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega.

Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar,
To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega.

Saturday, January 12, 2008

Duniya Se Jo Dare, Usse Kayar Kehte Hain,

Duniya Se Jo Dare, Usse Kayar Kehte Hain,
Duniya Jisse Dare, Usse Shayar Kehte Hain,
Biwi Se Jo Dare, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.

Friday, January 11, 2008

Ram ne dhanush toda aur sita dauri chali aayi

Ram ne dhanush toda aur sita dauri chali aayi,
Krishna ne been bajaya to radha bhaagi chali aayi,
Maine to sirf ek sity bajaya aur woh apne baap ko le aayi.

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Roj subha hum karte hai

Roj subha hum karte hai
Itne pyar se unhe good morning,
Who humhe ghoor kar dekte hai
Jaise 0 error but 5 warning.

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Tere husn ki kya taarif karoo,

Tere husn ki kya taarif karoo, tera bander jaisa hai moo
Teri zulfo ki kya taarif karoo, teray ek ek baal pe hai joo

Monday, January 7, 2008

Jab tum angdayi leti ho to mera

Jab tum angdayi leti ho to mera dum nikal jata hai
Jab tum angdayi leti ho to mera dum nikal jata hai
Arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai

Sunday, January 6, 2008

Woh hamari gali me aaye...

Woh hamari gali me aaye...
Woh hamari gali me aaye...
Woh hamari gali me aaye...
Aur chillake bole.....
Paper Raddi wala !!!!!

Saturday, January 5, 2008

Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai

Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

Friday, January 4, 2008

Ghoonghat me tujhe dekha to.....

Ghoonghat me tujhe dekha to.....
Deewana hua
Sangeet ka taraana hua
Shamaa ka parwana hua
Masti me mastaana hua
.... Par jaise hi ghoonghat uthaaya to ...
Is duniya se ravaana hua

Thursday, January 3, 2008

Na woh inkaar karti hai

Na woh inkaar karti hai
Na woh ikraar karti hai
KAMBAKHT mere hi sapno mein aakar
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai

Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Tuesday, January 1, 2008

Tere husn ki kya taarif karoo,

Tere husn ki kya taarif karoo, tera bander jaisa hai moo
Teri zulfo ki kya taarif karoo, teray ek ek baal pe hai joo