Ki haal sunava apni class da otthe

Ki haal sunava apni class da otthe kehda padhai hundi si,
Hatthan ch hunde si mobile, te MP3 chalai hundi si,
Har lecture vich susti paayi hundi si,
Canteen vich vi velle ni si rehnde, otthe chaa di rail banai hundi si,
Yaar baithe hunde si akhirle bench te aakh pehle bench wali te takai hundi si.

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
Liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi
Socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
Magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...

Tumse mila main kal to,

Tumse mila main kal to,
mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho:
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Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hi kamine hain
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain

Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi

Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi
Aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
Are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
Jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi..

TERI AANKHEIN JHUKI JHUKI,

TERI AANKHEIN JHUKI JHUKI,
TERA CHEHRA KHILA KHILA,
TERI AANKHEIN JHUKI JHUKI,
TERA CHEHRA KHILA KHILA,
JAB TERE GALOON PAR SE HAATH GHUMAYA,
TO AADHA KILO FAIR AND LOVELY MILA.

Shayad mere pyar ko taste

Shayad mere pyar ko taste
Karna bhool gaye,
Dil se aisa cut kiya,
Ke paste karna bhool gaye.

Ashik ban gaya,

Ashik ban gaya,
Mat karo waar,
Bura nahee ye pyaar,
Bura hai intezaar.

Letter diyaa to,

Letter diyaa to,
Thappad mat maro yaar,
Bura nahee ye ikraar,
Bura hai inkaar.

Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna,

Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna,
Jo pasand ho usse ILU kehna,
Agar wo gusse mein aa jaaey to darna mat,
Raakhi nikalna aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna.

Chappal chhoti ho to

Chappal chhoti ho to
Panw me nahi aati
Biwi moti ho to
Bahon me nahi aati

College mein class hoti hai miss karne ke liye

College mein class hoti hai miss karne ke liye
Ladkiyon ke gaal hote hain kiss karne ke liye!!

Achhe log jaldi oopar jaate hain,

Achhe log jaldi oopar jaate hain,
Achhe log jaldi oopar jaate hain,
Yeh to achha hua ki main achha nahi hua!!! ha ha!