Showing posts with label Funny Shyari. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Shyari. Show all posts

Monday, March 11, 2013

Mis call to karti hai phon nahi karta…

Wo ishk to karti hai par janon nahi karti.
Wo katal to karti hai par khon nahi karti.
Eis kadar kanjoos hai meri chahne wali
Mis call to karti hai phon nahi karta…

Jisse Ye Bimari Dubara Nahi Hoti

Log Kehte Hai Ki Pyar Ek Aisi Bimari Hai,
Jiski Koi Dawa Nahi Hoti,
Hum Kehte Hai Bewfai Ek Aisi Dawa Hai,
Jisse Ye Bimari Dubara Nahi Hoti

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Kabhi Hausla Aazma Lena Chahiye

Kabhi Hausla Aazma Lena Chahiye
Bure Waqt Me Muskara Lena Chahiye
Jab Saat Din Me Bhi Khujli Naa Mite To
Aathve Din Achhe se Naha Lena Chahiye

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Use karte hein make-up ka daba roze kiyun?

Use karte hein make-up ka daba roze kiyun?
Ban sanwar kar nikalte hain chailaa roze kiyun?
Mummy tum to kehti thee Eid to kab kee gaye
Phir Parosan se gale miltay hain Papa roze kiyun

Monday, January 3, 2011

Humne msg bhej ke jab-jab apko yad kiya

Humne msg bhej ke jab-jab apko yad kiya
aapne us sms ka na kabhi jawaab diya
waise to sunday ko over time lagaane ki aadat nahi
chalo fir bhi ye sunday apke naam kurbaan kiya

Saturday, January 1, 2011

Unhone Kaha unhe hamse pyar hai,

Unhone Kaha unhe hamse pyar hai,
par kya izhar karna zaroori hai,
Hamne pyar se unke karib jakar kaha,
pehle aap bataiye ye dosti to thik hai,
par kya dosti mei pyar ka interference jarori hai.

Friday, December 31, 2010

Juice peene ka maza cup mein nahin,

Juice peene ka maza cup mein nahin, glass mein hota hai
Greeting card dene ka maza gharwali ko nahin, saali ko hota hai

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Internet par ladki pataayi

Internet par ladki pataayi
Internet par ho gayi sagaayi
Internet par divorce ho gaya
Is bahaane computer ka course ho gaya

Friday, July 23, 2010

Vada hai tumhari Dosti khaas rahegi

Vada hai tumhari Dosti khaas rahegi, 
yaado ki jhalak Dil k passrahegi, 
nahi bhulenge apko aur apki Dosti ko.....
jab tak apke naamki Spelling yaad rahegi...

Friday, June 18, 2010

Khuda Kare Ki Tujhe Aisi Beemari Lage

Khuda Kare Ki Tujhe Aisi Beemari Lage
Tu Budhape Mein Bhi Kuwari Lage
Darjan Ho Jayein Bacche Tere
Tu Phir Bhi Hum Ko Pyari Lage

Friday, May 21, 2010

TUM SADA HASTE RAHO

TUM SADA HASTE RAHO
MUSKURATE RAHO
KHILKHILATE RAHO
KHUSH RAHO
SADA GUNGUNATE RAHO
MERA KYA HAI LOG TUMHE HI PAGAL SAMJHENGE

Monday, May 17, 2010

HUM RAAT KI TANHAIYON SE

HUM RAAT KI TANHAIYON SE AAPKA ZIKR KIYA KARTE HAI
CHAND SE AAPKI BAATE KIYA KARTE HAI
NA AAO HUMARE KHWABON MEIN YOON TUM
HUM BHOOT SE DARA KARTE HAI

ek aashiq ka dard wahi samajh pata hai

ek aashiq ka dard wahi samajh pata hai
ek aashiq ka dard wahi samajh pata hai
jo na na karte huye bhi use apni behan banata hai

sagai sagai bolake

sagai sagai bolake
sagai saagi bolake
puri shopping karali
abhi shadi shadi bolari
kya karati ki kya ki

pahalich mulakat me pahalich mulakat me five

pahalich mulakat me
pahalich mulakat me
five star me chuna lagai
abhi date pe leke jao bolari
kya karati ki kya ki

chai pine ko aake

chai pine ko aake
chai pine ko aake
soccer churake chali gayi
abhi full meals ko aari
kya karati ki kya ki

Sunday, May 16, 2010

kya din tha wo

kya din tha wo
jo khatam ho gaya
kya rat thi wo
jo pal bhar mein beet gayi
aur kya duniya hai yeh
aashiko ki bewaafayi ho gayi!

Teddies hote hain bade pyaare

Teddies hote hain bade pyaare
Twitties bhi kam nahin hain nyaare
Barbie Doll ka toh kya kehna
Unke bin toh ab ek pal aur na rehna

Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai

Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai
ladko ko fasaane ke jaal hote hai
na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone
tabhi to haseenaon ke honth laal hote hai

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Aap ke shahar ka mausam suhana lage,

Aap ke shahar ka mausam suhana lage,
aapki ek sham churalu agar bura na lage.....