Monday, November 24, 2008

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application,

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application,
create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna,
wait main karoonga

Sunday, November 23, 2008

AAJ KAL TUM MUSHKURATI BAHUT HO,

AAJ KAL TUM MUSHKURATI BAHUT HO,
MERE DIL KO BHAATI BAHUT HO,
DIL KEHTA HAI LE JAAUN TUMHEN DINNER PE,
PAR SUNA HAI TUM KHAATI BAHUT HO!

Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana

Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge,
Agar wo aa jayegi meri zindagi me,
To lalu ki kasam Bihar me bhi Tajmahal bana denge.

Saturday, November 22, 2008

hum ko shayar bana kar ,

hum ko shayar bana kar ,
saari raat jaga kar,
khud so rahe hain bahane bana kar.

Friday, November 21, 2008

Ishq Me Dekh Tera Kya Haal Ho Gaya,

Ishq Me Dekh Tera Kya Haal Ho Gaya,
Badan Se Badbu Maar Rahi Hai,
Tujhe Nahaye Hue Zamana Ho Gaya.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Ilu-Ilu pyaar ka ek song hai

Ilu-Ilu pyaar ka ek song hai
Raastaa ye bahot hi tough-or-long hai
Politics mei hai pyaar rishte aur wafaa
chek karo phir se ye number rong hai
kise hai hosh yahaan pure kunye mei
ghul chuki bhaang hai
kiss kiyaa thaa park mei
raat gujari thaane mei
Samjhate the ki ye
India nahi HongKong hai

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

TU KAHE TO TERE LIYE CHAAND

TU KAHE TO TERE LIYE CHAAND TAARE TOD DU
TU KAHE TO BANDH DARWAAJE KHOL DU
TU KAHE TO YEH DUNIYA CHHOD DU
TU EK BAAR TO HASKE DEKH MERE DOST
TERE SAARE DAANTO KO TOD DU.

Hasti Thi Hasaati Thi,

Hasti Thi Hasaati Thi,
Dil Ko Bahut Bhaati Thi,
Dekh Dekh Sharmaati Thi,
Phir Andar Se Muskurati Thi,
Aaj! Pata Chala
vo to Pagal Thi.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Yu to hum hai bramchari,

Yu to hum hai bramchari,
Jaha dekhi nari,
Waha ankh mari,
Pat gayi to hamari,
Nahi to fir,
Banke Brahmchari,
Next ki karte hai taiyari.

Monday, November 10, 2008

Woh muskurakar chal diye to aapne socha,

Woh muskurakar chal diye to aapne socha,
Woh aapki adaaon mei fas rahi hain,
Janab zara gaur farmaiye to pata chalega,
Woh aapko joker samajh kar hasa rahi hain.

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Woh hamari gali me aaye...

Woh hamari gali me aaye...
Woh hamari gali me aaye...
Woh hamari gali me aaye...
Aur chillake bole.....
Paper Raddi wala !!!!!