Zindagi mein milne ki fariyaad karte rehna,

Zindagi mein milne ki fariyaad karte rehna,
Agar na mil sakein to kam se kam yaad karte rehna,
Chahe jitna hass lo aaj mujh par,
Main bura nahi manooga,
Is hansi ko apne dil mein basa loonga,
Aur jab yaad aayegi tumhari,
Yehi hansi lekar thoda muskura loonga.

Bahut kuch likhna abhi baaki hai,

Bahut kuch likhna abhi baaki hai,
Kuch saath shayad baaki hai,
Bas ek baat se dar lagta hai doston,
Hum ajnabi na ban jayein doston,
Zindagi ke rangon mein dosti ka rang feeka na pad jaye,
Kahin aisa na ho doosre rishton ki bheed mein dosti dum tod jaye.

Doston ke liye professor se kab lad payenge,

Doston ke liye professor se kab lad payenge,
Kya hum ye phir kar payenge,
Raat ko 2 baje kaun mere liye coffee banayega,
Tez gaadi chalane ki shart kaun lagayega,
Kaun mujhe meri kabiliyat par bharosa dilayega,
Aur zyada hawa mein udne par zameen pe layega.

Stage par ab kis ke saath jaoonga,

Stage par ab kis ke saath jaoonga,
Juniors ko faltoo ke lectures kaise sunaonga,
Achanak bin matlab ke kisi ko bhi dekh kar paglon ki tarah hasna,
Naa jaane yeh phir kab hoga,
Keh do doston ye dobaara sab hoga.

Movies main kis ke saath dekhhonga,

Movies main kis ke saath dekhhonga,
Kis ke saath boring lectures jheloonga,
Mere asli certificates ko raddi kehne ki himmat kaun karega,
Bina dare sachi rai dene ki himmat kaun karega.

Aise dost kahaan milenge,

Aise dost kahaan milenge,
Jo khai mein bhi dhakka de aayein,
Par phir tumhein bachane khud bhi kood jayein,
Mere gaano se pareshaan kaun hoga,
Kabhi mujhe kisi ladki se baat karte dekh hairaan kaun hoga,
Kaun kahega saale tere joke pe hansi nahin aai,
Kaun peechhe se bula ke kahega aage dekh bhai.

Jahaan 2000 ka hisaab nahin

Jahaan 2000 ka hisaab nahin wahaan 2 rupaye ke liye kaun ladega,
Kaun raat bhar saath jag kar padega,
Kis ki gaadi main poochhe bina le jaunga,
Kaun mere naye naye naam banayega.