Shaam hote hii ye dil udaas hota hai

Shaam hote hii ye dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas -paas hota hai..

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke,

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke,
I don't like your face
Par dil ke computer mein,
nahin hai enough disk space

"Khuda k ghar se Kuch Gadhe farar ho gaye....

"Khuda k ghar se Kuch Gadhe farar ho gaye....
Kuch to Pakde gaye,
Or kuch humare yaar ho gaye.."

Rabba dukh na devi yaar saade nu,

Rabba dukh na devi yaar saade nu,
Saanu chahe dukhaan da pahaad dede,
Ghummey nawe cycle te yaar sada,
Saanu bhawein purani mercedes car dede.

Hum Unke Pyaar me dewane ho gaye

Hum Unke Pyaar me dewane ho gaye
wo hamare pyaar me syane ho gaye
unse mile hue hume zamane ho gaye
pata chala unke to nayne ho gaye

I Love You. I Love You. I Love You.

I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. That's because Meneka Gandhi says "Love Animals

Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge

Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge,
Agar wo aa jayegi mere zindagi mein,
To Reliance ki kasam Bihar mein bhi Taj mahal bana denge.

Tu surajmukhi main chandarmukhi,

Tu surajmukhi main chandarmukhi,
Tu mujse dukhi mein tujse dukhi,
Tu chath se chalang mar de,
Phir mein bhi sukhi aur tu bhi sukhi .......

Pyar ek bar ho to ushe bholapan kehte hain,

Pyar ek bar ho to ushe bholapan kehte hain,
Agar do bar ho to ushe apnapan kehte hein,
Teen bar ho to ushe deewanapan kehte hein,
Aur agar bar bar ho to ushe Kaminapan kehte hein.

KAASH HUM EK SMS HOTE,

KAASH HUM EK SMS HOTE,
EK CLICK KARTE TUMHARE PASS HOTE,
BHALE HI TUM HUME DELETE KAR DETE,
PAR KUCH PAL KE LIYE TUMHARE PASS TO HOTE,

Jab tum angdayi leti ho to mera

Jab tum angdayi leti ho to mera dum nikal jata hai
Jab tum angdayi leti ho to mera dum nikal jata hai
Arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai

Pyar to humein bhi karna tha,

Pyar to humein bhi karna tha,
Par kuch khaas nahi hua,
Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha,
Par afsoss ke loan pass nahi hua.

Baithe baithe kamre mein kar rahi

Baithe baithe kamre mein kar rahi thee press
Teri yaad aayi to jal gayi dress!

Jise dil diya woh delhi chali gayi,

Jise dil diya woh delhi chali gayi,
Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi,
Dil ne kaha khud kushi(suicide) kar le zalim,
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi.

Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar,

Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar,
Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar,
Flutter Flutter, Flutter Flutter.